Playing Golf

Moses, Jesus and an old man are playing golf.

Moses’s golf ball ends up in a pond, he divides the waters, hits the ball, and is happy with his shot.

Jesus’ golf ball ends up miraculously floating on the water, so he simply walks on the water to it, hits the ball, and is also happy with his shot.

The old man is about to hit the ball when all of a sudden a mouse grabs the ball, and while running away with it, is caught by a cat, who before being able to swallow the mouse, gets caught by an eagle who flies away, when suddenly the eagle is struck by lightning, lets go off the cat who lets go of the mouse who loses the ball, which hits the ground and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.

Upon which Moses says to Jesus: "Confound it! I hate playing with your father!"